Monday, August 6, 2012

I like bandwagons...

Dear baby- You used to sleep all night. Now sometimes you want to party. Did I OD on Teddy Grahams, fall asleep and now your a teenager? I am no fun at night, I promise.

...Ok, yes I am. As long as you bring the Teddy Grahams.

See what I did there?

Dear husband, baby and dog- please do something about the barrage of nasty smells you three have been throwing my way. I have no defense against your vile bodily functions...

I know- so inappropriate. Grow up.

Dear "best" chocolate chips cookie recipe that sucked- touché.

You are lucky the dough was good or you would have been responsible for ruining my week. No one wants that title, ask my Cooper.

Dear Olympic dive team- thank you for making my week.








These resemble the faces I make when trying to curl my 5-pound weights.

Dear blog world- thanks for all the sweet messages, help with questions I have (like about juicers) etc... I cannot wait to catch up on your blogs this week.

Dear moving boxes- there is nothing I hate more than packing you. Okay, maybe four things I hate more than packing you:

1. Saran wrap
2. Stepping on Legos
3. Having a remote that doesn't work. I know what you're thinking- I'm not lazy, I'm holding a baby in one hand and chocolate milk in the other...
4. People who post about politics on Facebook just to cause a fight.

Dear private blogs- please tell me when you are updated. Remembering you exist is hard sometimes...

Dear Courtney, Megan, Alexis, Mikelle, Becci and every other girl out there (who isn't pregnant?) I envy you. Enjoy this time... Your hearts are about to burst!





Dear anyone who doubts there is a loving God- Have you had the yummy but ridiculously expensive Cool Ranch Doritos? What if I told you I found some chips at my local grocery store for less than $2 including tax that taste the same?





If I hadn't believed before... (I absolutely do believe. No doubt)




Dear Instagrammers- Are we friends? shalynanderson- find me

Peace,love and Legos!















20 comments:

ashley.warner said...

can i just tell you how much i love your posts?!

your baby boy is darling!!!! :)

i hope those smells get taken care of PRONTO! hehe

Rachel said...

I just added you on Instagram (I'm slowly learning the ropes of it). :)

Seriously, how did you end up with the cutest baby ever?? So not fair!!

XOXO,
Rach

LaynahRose said...

ka, that bo is precious. I don't have m phone on me or we would have been instagram friends 2.5 seconds ago. Wow I just feel like this was so random but I couldn't stop reading lol. You are certainly entertaining...so are those olypians faces!

LaynahRose said...

ka, that bo is precious. I don't have m phone on me or we would have been instagram friends 2.5 seconds ago. Wow I just feel like this was so random but I couldn't stop reading lol. You are certainly entertaining...so are those olypians faces!

Ali Mills said...

Hahahahaha this was GREAT! And I completey agree with babies sleeping! My little one finally has started to sleep through the night mostly so I'm enjoying it while it lasts hahahaha

P.S. my instagram is mrsalimills
just so you know who that is hahaha ;)

Ele said...

Your posts never fail to make me smile and baby is utterly adorable!! Thank you x

Courtney B said...

Okay, dogs are seriously the WORST! Why are they so stinky? And why do husbands find it hilarious when we are gagging over their nasty smells? I swear that is when Eric laughs the hardest!
Ah, I seriously love you Shay. I need that reminder to enjoy pregnancy! It goes by too fast and I will probably miss this stage, even though I'll have a precious baby to snuggle each day :)

Natalee said...

Oh my. That turban baby pic is my fave. He is so smirking like he knows something funny is going on.

I love cool ranch doritos. I looked in my store and no luck for the cheapies. Dang.

Good luck with those 5 lb weights. Can you have Cooper record you lifting so we can laugh at your expence?

If you do, I will post one of me dancing.

Hugs.

Nat

Jodi said...

You make me laugh! Love the last baby pic. Good to see he can rock a towel wrap!

Katie said...

adorable pictures!! i am a huge teddy graham fan! :)

Brittany said...

Don't worry about the cookies! I have an epic baking failure at least once a month!

The Preppy Student said...

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Mikelle Jade {The Honeypie Archives} said...

ouch, stepping on legos-- no fun!

your little man is sure adorable (regardless of his bodily smells) I really think he's sweet :)

Good luck with packing. I hate moving boxes too. I don't even want to think about them!

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Alexis Kaye said...

It's been tough but I'm doing my best to enjoy this pregnancy!!! Your baby is soooo so so so handsome. Don't you just stare at him all day? I want to squeeze him. And I hate the facebook politics thing too. Once in awhile I decide to say something in those things and I always regret it...

Rissy said...

bahahahaha ok I am dying over those olympic divers' faces! I read something about it on twitter, but oh the faces!!! Thank you for that


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Liz Brown said...

I love those cheeks and legs and arms on your boy :)

A Proverbs 31 Wife said...

Olympic dive team? hysterical!

Amy @ Not Your Average Baby Blog said...

Oh Em Gee, those dive photos are too much. Hilarious!! I've had quite a few failed recipes myself (every day) so I totes get how annoying that is. ; )

Katie said...

Boys and dogs-- nothing you can do about the smells... Lol. Those diving pics crack me up!