...Ok, yes I am. As long as you bring the Teddy Grahams.
See what I did there?
Dear husband, baby and dog- please do something about the barrage of nasty smells you three have been throwing my way. I have no defense against your vile bodily functions...
I know- so inappropriate. Grow up.
Dear "best" chocolate chips cookie recipe that sucked- touché.
You are lucky the dough was good or you would have been responsible for ruining my week. No one wants that title, ask my Cooper.
Dear Olympic dive team- thank you for making my week.
These resemble the faces I make when trying to curl my 5-pound weights.
Dear blog world- thanks for all the sweet messages, help with questions I have (like about juicers) etc... I cannot wait to catch up on your blogs this week.
Dear moving boxes- there is nothing I hate more than packing you. Okay, maybe four things I hate more than packing you:
1. Saran wrap
2. Stepping on Legos
3. Having a remote that doesn't work. I know what you're thinking- I'm not lazy, I'm holding a baby in one hand and chocolate milk in the other...
4. People who post about politics on Facebook just to cause a fight.
Dear private blogs- please tell me when you are updated. Remembering you exist is hard sometimes...
Dear Courtney, Megan, Alexis, Mikelle, Becci and every other girl out there (who isn't pregnant?) I envy you. Enjoy this time... Your hearts are about to burst!
Dear anyone who doubts there is a loving God- Have you had the yummy but ridiculously expensive Cool Ranch Doritos? What if I told you I found some chips at my local grocery store for less than $2 including tax that taste the same?
If I hadn't believed before... (I absolutely do believe. No doubt)
Dear Instagrammers- Are we friends? shalynanderson- find mePeace,love and Legos!