I got me an Iphone last week and have finally ripped my face from it long enough to blog. The sacrifices we make...Do you have Instagram? I do! Come find me- @shalynanderson1.
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Now, I am going to tell you a story about a dear, sweet girl who happened to be suffering from 2 conditions recently- pregnancy brain and blonde brain, while embarking on a shopping trip to her beloved clothing store, Ross.
She had been seperated from her party and was in the checkout line with the cart they had been sharing, when the rest of her group walked up with another cart. "Hmm, that seems a little funny that they would have gotten ANOTHER cart- I would have given them this one if they needed it," she thought. She then asked them to take their items so that she could pay for hers, not thinking anything of it. Thinking is not something she does very often unless it's about pepperoni pizza,doughnuts or of course, Cheez-its.
But the items in her cart did not belong to them.
And the whole checkout line snickered at her. A ridiculous amount of snickers, actually.
You see, somehow in the hour she had been in the store she had stolen someone elses cart full of mens shirts and kitchen scrub brushes.
And this poor, poor soul has no stinking idea when or why she commandeered the cart. One thing she did know- she definitely did NOT need mens shirts or scrub brushes. Why couldn't she have taken a cart full of candy bars or shoes?
And her face is still red thinking about it. She is just sure some poor old lady is still roaming around Ross looking for her scrub brushes and mens shirts...
Good thing it wasn't me because I think we can all agree that this girl is pretty pathetic...
Peace, love and not going out in public until this baby is out of me for the sanity and safety of all! Happy Friday!
27 comments:
AHHH oh my goodness that would totally happen to me! You must know that's a hilarious story and you have to tell your kids !
Shalyn that's so FUNNY!! I did something similar to this once & my cheeks turn a little pink just thinking about it!! You wrote about it so well!!xo
I hear about stuff like this all the time! I can ONLY IMAGINE the way I will be when I am pregnant - I am already blonde enough haha!
Oh my gosh! I love this. So funny. This is so something I would do and I am not pregnant or super blond! ha Happy weekend!!
haha! I could totally see myself doing this. I am not even pregnant but sometimes when I grocery shop with my husband I'll think he is next to me and start talking to a complete stranger instead!
Too, too funny!!!
That pregnancy brain will get you, that's for sure!!! :)
Hahaha! Bless your heart. This is too funny.
harmless, my dear. at least you didn't get them to the register and try to figure out how you were going to pay for those men's shirts and scrub brushes just to save having to admit to swiping someone else's cart!
Oh Shalyn... I just love you! There is nothing wrong with being a little blonde at times.. I sometimes get the words anorexic and ambidextrous mixed up :)
Haha! Love it! Definitely sounds like something I would do!
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I'm glad that you are LOVING your iPhone! :) This is too funny!
hahahah! Oh no!! That is too funny! and I'm so glad we're instafriends!
hahahahhaha oh yes. So glad that girl was not you. Although i'm sure you weren't snickering either. That would just be cruel ;)
I'm on instagram! Alexisks!
Hahaha, oh my gosh... this is hilarious.
At least you have both blonde and pregnancy brain to blame!!
I only just got an iphone too! I'm on instagram but so far haven't been using it very much.
I've NEARLY grabbed another persons cart several times...EeP!
Awww you poor thing! At least you have good reason :)
That is so funny :)
HAHAHAHA! You are hilarious! :)
Haha!! Oh NO!! I've almost stolen carts more times than I want to talk about. So embarrassing.
hahahha oh my word! LOVE that story! totally something i would do! xo
Shalyn... this is why I LOVE you :) This is totally something I'd do!
At least their purse wasn't in the cart, too. That would've made the situation SO bad!
Someday I'll have an iPhone... and when I do? I'll definitely be following you on instagram!
P.S. I've been meaning to send you a message on FB after reading your story... Shay you are SO strong! I've been quite the baby about our move, but I hasn't really affected my life besides uprooting me from my friends and an area I loved. You inspire me to be a better wife, and to have more faith and trust that the Lord is leading us exactly where we need to be!
I'm just imagining the true owner of the cart watching you as you pushed it away. HAHA!
I'm soo soo happy we can connect on IG, too! Hooray for Iphones!! :D
Hope you have a wonderful week!! xo
p.s. I tagged you in a post I did on my blog! You should totally do it...if you can pull away from the Iphone, of course. ;)
http://andhudsonmakesthree.blogspot.com/2012/02/eleven-eleven-eleven.html
You, your cheez-it's and the stories you tell. Can't get enough of them :)
Thanks for your sweet comment on my Valentine buddy post! It was a very delightful and unexpected surprise. Yes ma'am, I think I got a pretty good end to that deal... he's a cutie ;)
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haha omgosh this is hilarious - i just got an iphone a couple of months ago for my birthday...its is both the best and the worst thing in the world. ughhhh....crack addition should be disclaimed on the package!
Hahaha, that is too funny! And sounds like a pretty standard Ross story. Glad you shared.
Ha!! I'd totally do the same thing b/c I might have a tendency to not pay much attention to minor details... Lol
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