If you live outside of Arizona, Utah or Idaho you may want to stop reading this now. Because once I am finished you will want to try this stuff so badly, realize it would be a 26-hour drive, and hate me forever.
You have been warned.
Cooper and I are opening a franchise. Seriously. We just need to raise about $199,000 more dollars! Remember when you didn't donate to my surgery to rid myself of my horrible blushing disease? Maybe you would want to donate to this? Its for the good of the world.
Steps to happiness:
1. Choose a size. You want the bowl that fits the most ice cream. Don't worry about that diet- this stuff has no calories, no carbs, no sugars and cures all diseases including stupidity. Just like Cheez-its:-)
2. Tell them you want "premium." Your other choices are custard, low fat, frozen yogurt or soy. But none the matter- the want PREMIUM.3. Tell them you want cake batter and sweet chocolate mixed for your flavors.
Drooling commences
4. Tell them you want cookie dough for your topping and watch them spoon in the sweet goodness and mix right it front of your eyes which are now bulging
5. Become a schoolboy/girl and giddy with happiness as they freeze it with liquid nitrogen RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU!
Giggle again6. Tell them you want a waffle bowl
7. Taste it and say "OHHHHHH MYYYYYYY GOOOOOOSSSSSSHHHH, HEAVEN IN A BOWL!"
7. Look me up in the phone book/message me/leave a comment thanking me for changing your life forever
I am aware there are 2 number 7's- that is how crazy this stuff makes me!
8. Eat the biggest bite your little mouth is capable of, as modeled in this picture-
You are most welcome.
pictures from Subzeroicecream.com
43 comments:
You are so funny! love it
What a sweet and funny post! Yummy!!!
I want some ice dream now- too bad I didn't listen to the warnings!
New follower, enjoying your blog!
i need to try that place!!! i am also addicted to ice cream. and cake batter and chocolate are also my favorites..with recess peanut butter cups though :) we are too much alike.
I'm totally jealous. Hm, who said driving 26 hours for ice cream is crazy? I need to learn to listen to your advice | warnings next time. Yikes. Now I want it like really bad.....
Shame, shame on you!
:)
This looks so delicious! What does the liquid nitrogen do? We don't have fancy places like that! Haha!
AHH send me somee!!!
i am not a fan of ice cream, but I AM a fan of freezinf things with Liquid Nitrogen!!!
AWESOME! it's like when they freeze off a wart!
(our Crime Scene at our house! http://kabersblog.blogspot.com/2011/01/fatal-error.html)
We have a place similar to that here and I just have close my eyes when we drive by, that way its not there and we don't have to stop! Sooo yummy!!! You are tooo funny. I love it!
Yummmm! I looooooove ice cream:)
Also, love the picture. Another great eyelash day!lol!
I am going to AZ for my sister's wedding I MUST STOP HERE!!!
Did NOT listen to your words of advice. You need to sent that to Boston IMMEDIATELY!
This looks delicious!!! I want to go to one of these, regardless of the drive :)
Mmmm...that looks incredible! Ice Cream is my area of weakness!
That looks AMAZING!! You're right-- I need to go out west to one of these places. :)
ahhhh! soo yummy! my kinda friends! i wish i could really donate that and open it for you! seriously and i want to be the next cake boss! xoxo haha
How many hours is that drive? Yum!!
I'd be your most loyal customer!!!!! THAT.PLACE.IS.TO.DIE.FOR. And Premium all the way! :)
Um, YUM! You're right, I should've stopped reading because now I want THAT ice cream at 9am in the morning and I live in Washington. Dang it! LOL Coldstone might have to do. LOL
mmmmm that sounds/looks good!
Holy cow! That looks soooo good!! I'm gonna have to get me some of that. I live in SD, now I have to take a road trip!
Wow that looks soooo magically delicious!
Um, icecream sounds perfect right now.
I am having a great idea for you. You should start a food review blog. Then people can pay you to review their food and to advertise for them. It's genius I know :)
I am in love with icecream!!!! I need to travel out west just for this treat!!!!
Seriously? SERIOUSLY?
That looks so so so good. I need it. NOW.
Good thing I live in UT! Otherwise I might have to hate you. This stuff is amazing! thanks for the reminder. I have not been in a while!
Rachael
p.s. Be sure to enter in my current giveaway when you get the chance :)
You are making it very hard for "chubby at heart" girls to stay not chubby! Also, if I invest, do I get free ice cream for life?
Ok! I might just have to go for a drive. A very long drive!!! It sounds so good. Your site is great!
oh my goodness! why in the world do i live so far from this deliciousness? it looks heavenly, and you, my dear, look super gorgeous!
Well, you did warn me, but I read this post anyway...and now I want that ice cream but I can't have it because I'm ALLLLL the way in WV!! Just found your blog today on FTLOB and its very cute! By the way, you're a dead ringer for Reese Witherspoon!
ooooh... sounds yummy!
LOVE Sub Zero!! That was a regular for me when I lived in Provo. I'm SO glad you left a comment on my blog so I could find yours! You're absolutely darling - excited to follow and read. xoxo
Oooh we have one of these and I really want to go! This post made me want to go even more!
That sounds insane! Open a franchise here! xo
We have one of these near us, I always go for the yogurt. Next time I'm trying Premium!
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Holy delicious...
Why are you so pretty?! Seriously, even eating icecream you are GORGEOUS!
Also, please come travel with me!! We can send Cooper post cards from all of our adventures haha :)
Gotta love ice cream!!
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hahah i love how passionate you are about this ice cream. it sounds delicious!!!
Ice cream sounds good- despite it being 16 degrees right now!!
Oh, I LOVE Psych by the way. I have the first two seasons on DVD. It's the best!!
:)
Rach
Wow that looks so good! I worked at Coldstone in high school but must admit, that sounds way better right now :)
Happy Thursday!
Oooooh! Sounds delish and is making my grapefruit for breakfast really SUCK.
For any of your readers in Canada - we now have Coldstone Creamery ice cream in select Tim Horton's franchises that whip up these dreamy ice cream concoctions...my fave is the chocolate ice cream with real peanut butter smeared right in there with a whole lot o' chocolate sauce and fudge pieces. It can easily be substituted for breakfast given the calcium and protein.
PS: I would never turn down a little cake batter :)
PPS: Congrats on being runner up on FTLOB - love your blog!!
Shalyn, everytime I stop bye I smile! YOU always are so beautiful and happy/bubbly in all your pictures :) You're a breath of fresh air. I hope you have a fabulous weekend!!!
xoxo
Katie
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