...Or don't. Whatever. In fact, don't because that wouldn't be good being since I am not and I have been threatened by my instructors that if I get pregnant I will fail my program and thus fail life and end up living in a cardboard box behind Golden Spoon so I can get free yogurt...or something like that. I just wish I was, and it made ya look, huh? And for those of you who said "ohhhh, so that explains the extra 10 pounds..." Shush!
Really though, doesn't it feel like everyone is pregnant these days or has just had a baby? UGH. I mean, I AM SO HAPPY FOR YOU GUYS! But, all baby making needs to halt for awhile because I said so and it's not fair that I am going to be the last one to get pregnant out of EVERYONE. My baby girl is meant to be born the same month as my bestfriends baby boy and they are going to grow up together and get married and have babies...
Is anyone else ever scared that they are going to have ugly babies? I know that it sounds shallow but pretend like you haven't thought about it. And wouldn't you be a little nervous if you did the baby generator, whch is 99.08% accurate and got this result? I am not happy about this.
So I tried it again and got this-
This is not good, guys.
And what if my kid hates me and hates the gospel and hates food? In that order. ANNNNDDDD what if I can't even have babies? I almost want to start trying now just so I know that I can do it! (whew...in through the nose, out through the nose, insert Oreo, repeat...)
Don't get me wrong, I love the two babies i have right now. I just kind of want a less hairy version.
Ok, I am done with my rant. I know I make everyone crazy talking about how much I neeeeeeeedddd a baby, but I want you to know I have learned one important lesson because of waiting that I will take with me for the rest of my life- never stand directly behind a door that swings towards you when it is opened...err, wait...
Some current events~
*I have a new almost-seester-in-law! YAY! I am so sorry I forgot it in my last post, because heaven knows you all NEEEDDDD to know every detail of this life I live...forgive me!;-) Congrats Huston and Kyndra!
* I am going to see SYTYCD on tour! Oh, and who told you at the BEGINNING that Kent and Lauren were my favorite dancers? me? And whose in the finale? I'm smart.
*Roberto was the correct choice for Ali and I would know because clearly I have the best taste in men (man) out of everyone alive.
* My new guilty pleasure is Pretty Little Liars on ABC family thanks to Haley and Aubrie who raved about it in Utah...my husband is not happy with you two.
* We finally went to a baseball game! I loves baseball games (thats a lie...I go for the food.) Specifically the "one size only" Coldstone. "Oh, I am so sorry Cooper...I meant to get the smallest size like you told me..." MUAHAHA!
*Saw our FIRST 3d movie! Toy Story- wasn't as good as Despicable Me (HAVE YOU SEEN IT YET?) but it wasn't as good as Despicable Me...
"Neener neener neener...I wear the same shirt everyday and youuuu dooonnn'tt..."
*Girls day out for 'back-to-school" shopping (or in my case "you stink cause you are always in school and never get breaks so you deserve to go shopping")
Have a great week bloggers!
12 comments:
oh MAN! Do we have the same brain waves or what!? I was thinking about babies all weekend for some reason! And yes I 2nd the notion of noone else should be able to get pregnant until WE are!! ;0) Your daighter can't marry my son until we find out if he is going to be cute or not! I worry about that too! Thanks for going to the game with us! I had so much fun even though Quin wasn't feeling well. He slept all weekend! Let me know about SYTYCD before you get the tickets I am serious about going! Oh and when do you want to see STEP UP 3D. I am game for anytime! Loved your blog post! I still have to upload my pictures but I will post. You are inspiring me to post! Have a great day girl!!
Shalyn! Your post make me laugh everytime!! I probably shouldn't be commenting on this post since I had a baby...BUT I'm not pregnant either and it totally seems like EVERYONE Is these days! 3 out of 5 of my sisters have or will have babies this year! Oh and everyone is secretly scared they are going to have ugly babies! Ha ha and next may when you are pregnant and have a sweet little baby he/she is definitely going to be beautiful! Seriously look at his/her parents!
Everyone is pregnant. Seriously.
I am right there with you.
(And I definitely fear that my kids will be hideous). Ha.
I know you want a baby but once you have kids your life will never be the same and you will look back and enjoy these times that you are having with Cooper. PLUS, I'm not even married so I don't feel bad you don't have a baby yet. How about I get married, THEN you can have a baby! Deal?! DEAL!!! PS Your children will be adorable...and yes, sadly I worry about having children. I hope they take after my future hubby :)
So I'm a dork and left out a word...I worry about having UGLY children. THE END
I totally agree with Lindsay, just enjoy what you have now. I understand it can be a little sad when everyone else has kids, trust me. But once you're a mom, you are a mom forever. Enjoy this time together for now and when the time is right, you will have a baby.....quit whining! ;)
Shalyn! I'm so glad I found you (on Haley's blog) And this post is hilarious! You crack me up. And just know, you are not alone. I've been feeling a lot of the same things too. I'm with you girl!
ps. So glad you two are doing so well :)
Good thing you don't live in Rexburg, because you would be CRAVING babies like crazy. I feel like by law I should be pregnant again. All my friends here are pregnant or just had babies. CRAZY!
I know your daughter will be stunninly beautiful and I hope she will be funny too, just like you!
Too bad we live so far apart :(
I would love to have you over for dinner always!
love the pics :)
Heavens...i'm only going to tell you once: YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE GORGEOUS CHILDREN, yep. You & Cooper are 2 ridiculously good looking people...do the math ;) But everyone does have those thoughts of their children having faces only a mother could love, i know i did! haha And about Pretty Little Liars (sorry Cooper;) is it only getting better or is it just me??? it's so unrealistic...but i soak up that drama like a sponge. lol LOVE YOU SHAY!
Seriously!!! Babies can wait :) I love mine but enjoy yours and coopers time together because once you have kids you no longer become Cooper and Shay. You are Cooper and Shay and Skid and Cornelious. Really tho... ENJOY it! And your kids will come out cute :) I promise! How could two gorgeous people NOT make a cute kid? I don't know. And no worries, Kacee isn't pregnant either and never will be because she wants to accomplish things first.... so you won't be the last :) But yes... everyone gets that feeling and even if they are ugly... turst me I look back at Kai's pictures and think... I thought he was cute? He looks like an old balding man with some type of growth disease.... I thought he was the cutest thing in the world. Yes.. I have seen dispicable me the day it came out and hahahaha. One of my favorites. I miss you Shay!! I came down and text you and you never text me back :( How sad :( Well I love you and I am SO happy you are doing well!
I'm definitely deathly afraid that my kids will be ugly. That somehow my husband's worst features will combine with my worst features in our kids. But I'm even more scared of not seeing how ugly our kid is because of the all consuming maternal love. And I'd be posting all these pictures of what I thought was a beautiful baby but everyone would think " Omg look at that baby, it's so ugly!" haha
So yeah can you tell I've thought about it?
Also about the whole whether I'm fertile thing. Believe it or not but I made my hubby do a semen analysis just so that id calm down and know that he is fertile. I even wrote a post about it. Lol There's no real test for women besides regular cycle which I have.
hahaha pretty little liars is also my guilty pleasure and the boyfriend is definitely not a fan... too bad it's now over for the season ;)
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