The first night we were laying in bed and something strange happened that had never happened to me in Cooper's presence before. I will not use the word far* because my momma gets mad, so lets just say I smelled something incredibly rank and was exposed to Cooper's "toot." I would, however, describe it as a nuclear explosion.
This is the first and only time in my life I have hated buffets.
TO ALL THE SINGLE LADIES- DO NOT BE FOOLED! My hubby hadn't let the cork out in front of me either, but the time will come when your boyfriend/husband is comfortable enough with you, if not already, that he lets it all out. I hope that this day doesn't come for you, but I want to prepare you if it does. I believe my husband let out 6 months of toots that one night, most in the form of, how you say, "covered wagons."
Flatulence is not a joke. It is out there and it is real. Covered wagons and excessive flatulence CAN KILL.
May we all protect ourselves from this awful surprise...
and have more than one bathroom in our houses.
On a more serious note, my hubby is not THAT bad;-) C'mon, everyone does it. Boys just make it more of a production. I have to talk about his ONE semi-flaw, don't I? It makes me feel better about my 16 bagillion and 1.
Family pics yesterday were a success, besides the wind. Thanks again for your help-this is what I looked like. 
If you don't think I looked ok, can't we say its part your fault since you helped me?
I think so...
I got insulted by a MAC makeup girl while trying to get glammed up (what does MAC stand for? Make A girl Cry?) and wanted to get my makeup done but my appointment somehow was never written down...just terrific! So, I definitely wasn't as confident as I wanted, but I think the pics turned out pretty well!
ps. Its finals week so dont let me see a comment on how messy my living room is...im busy (but not busy enough to blog...ugh, I know I know-don't worry mom!)
5 comments:
You looked really cute :)
i am posting "preview pics" on FB right now.
P.s. it wasnt until brenton and i were married 1 month before he unleashed the worst smells ever!!!
Umm, we were both sharing our smells before we were married. We actually have contests sometimes!
I enjoy the mirrors... reminds me of a little decorating I did in our apt! Love you girlie and you look cute. Oh and also, Casey refuses to expose his inside gases in front of me haha
HHAHahahAHA! another fabulous post! thanks for the laugh Shay ;) And you looked gorgeous in that picture! I'm sure the photos from the shoot look great too :) And hey, cleaning up is over-rated ;)
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