Sunday, May 9, 2010

Have mercy.

I am fighting a battle. And I be losin'.

I need to accept that I am a workout girl, not a diet girl.

This is what I bought at the store the other day (we went to get some OATMEAL)



Sharp cheddar kind- smoked queso is yucky. Yep, I said it. There is indeed a kind of Cheez-it that I do not like. Some people might say I am obsessed. WELL YOU KNOW WHAT I SAY TO THOSE PEOPLE?


"Yep."


I don't feel bad one bit for eating these- they have all the essential vitamins, and they cure the flu, colds, stupidity, diabetes, obesity, valley fever...all of it. Really- When I tell Cooper I am sick and he gets me a box out of pity, I am automatically cured- its a MIRACLE or something!


- Chocolate pudding. This is my new bff. Lets just say its heaven in a little black cup and leave it at that! Oh, and did I mention their is only 60 CALORIES in said heavenly little black cup?! Unless you eat all six of them in one sitting, then it's not only 60 calories...and I dont recommend that.


-Vanilla Wafers. Usually not my fave, but I had a weird craving. MAYBE IM PREGNANT? (jk...I blame it on that everytime...I think that if I say it enough it will actually happen. It's not like you need anything else to really get pregnant besides a strong will! ;-) I NEEEEEEED A BABY!)

- Squeez-its. Umm, hello...I had to. Brings me back to my childhood! Does anyone else flashback to elementary school looking at these?
-Otter pops (again...takes me back to my childhood...6 months ago)
-Chips and queso
Dont you hate when people put pictures up of food when your on a diet? So unfair. Losing the battle, people...losing.

I neeeeedddd to get in shape so I can fit into the cute pencil skirt I will be wearing as a bridesmaid in my bf Kinzies' wedding (love you Kinz!) Last I checked, pencil skirts with thunder thighs were on the list of "What Not to Wear"

Problem is- I would rather eat what I want and spend an intense hour at the gym rather than eat one less bite of dinner...

And that, my friends, is why I gained 8 pounds in two weeks when I sprained my ankle that one time and couldnt work out.

Happy mothers day to my momma- the most beautiful, wonderful mother any girl could ask for. She doesn't know how amazing she is and that makes me sad. Someday I will find I better way to let her know how great she is, like by curing world hunger and giving her credit, but for now I am putting this beauty taken by Boyd photographers in a frame:

And happy mothers day to my other momma, Inagean and all the other mothers (and, of course, to the future mothers- Can I get a WOOT WOOT! Someday ladies, someday...)
ps. Has anyone seen a fine movie by the name of Xanadu with Olivia Newton John? 10 points and a high five if you have. I know its random, but the song from that movie is totally on the preview for the new film with Kevin James, David Spade, Chris Rock and Rob Snyder- RANDOM!

10 comments:

Angela Brian said...

INAGEAN! i miss her, she was the best to have at EAGLERIDGE! :) good old homeschool days.

I 100% agree with you diets are stupid. But i do believe in portion control :)

Except for when i am eating sushi, that my friend is only done on an ALL YOU CAN EAT basis!

LOvE you. Miss you!

THE IVERSON"S said...

I LOVE squeeze its!! And wow... I had a flashback. I believe my favorite part of squeeze its was the faces on the bottles. And I loved chewing on the bottles and sucking to the point my tounge got stuck in the hole? Do you remember doing that? Please tell me you do. Haha... Shay I love you and you keep me laughing :)

Zach and Becci Zeigler said...

You looked beautiful in your family pictures!!! What a cute familly you have!! Happy mothers day!!!

Danny & Alyssa Coon said...

Diets are so overrated! Danny makes fun of me because I eat like a man, even while we were dating he would comment on how much I ate haha. Therefore I am definitely a work out girl too. Too bad I haven't been to the gym except a couple times in the past 2 1/2 years...maybe thats where all this weight has come from...

Lindsay said...

You are SO FUNNY! I love Cheez-its too but I definitely have not tried all of the flavors like you have :) And the picture of the kids is really cute too! I want to see the rest of the family pics!

The 3 Kjar Bears said...

Shay i'm going to have to try those mouse tempation thingys :) and like you, otter pops make me think of childhood, as well as the present. Lol (I bought a box last week "for my boy scouts"...but we both know I'll be enjoying the majority of the box myself. Bahaha;) and can I just tell you that I have no doubt you'll be the best looking in those pencil skirts we're wearing, mhmm! Just a month and a half left Woohoo!!

Shanell said...

Xanadu is such a fabulous movie! I am so glad you have seen it. Whenever I ask people if they have they look at me like am a weirdo. Which I will admit sometimes that I am. I didn't know they still had Squeezr Its! Amazing! Good luck with the dress! I am sure you look great in it though! We need to do something. Have a great week!

Sterling and Kelly Palmer said...

I find that when I eat what I want, I am happy. My husband likes me happy. Haha. Well, Xanadu... my friend Susan and I talked about opening a skate rink of our own... hahaha. Great movie.

Shalyn and Cooper said...

Angie- Sushi is gross. Yuck. But I still love you. I keep wanting to invite you to the Gilbert girl mini reunion at Applebees tmrw:-( COME BACK.
Jos- I have no idea what you are talking about. (haha- JK!)
Alyssa- Im with you on eating like a man- hello, have you seen this blog? haha. My husband tries to eat things I dont like so I wont eat all of his! have you ever tried heated yoga? I go to a studio in Gilbert that kicks your butt- you would love it, not that you even need it!;-)
Lindsay and Becci- I put some more of the pics on Facebook- they take soooo long on here! THANKS for the nice comments:-)
Haley- Your a liarface. Just pretend like you dont look phenomenal in a pencil skirt!
Shanell and Kely- LETS HAVE A XANADU-VIEWING PARTY:-) And we can dress in leg warmers and leotards and go to a skating rink! haha

Alida said...

love cheez-its and your sense of humor!

found you on the Tuesday hop :-)